Always-Untitled.
shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

ninjasander:

Accurate depiction of middle schoolers.

stilinskihalefeels:

thosemidnightdrives:

I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE

As I read Harry Potter, I couldn’t stop wondering why are there 11/12/13 year olds who never actually swear, never say anything bad beyond ‘idiot’. That was sooooo strange. But now I know the reason :D

stilinskihalefeels:

thosemidnightdrives:

I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE

As I read Harry Potter, I couldn’t stop wondering why are there 11/12/13 year olds who never actually swear, never say anything bad beyond ‘idiot’. That was sooooo strange. But now I know the reason :D

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

ereneko:

when people mischaracterise my favourite characters

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dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

image

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

SAD TRASH BABY

*sobbing* while *laughing*