Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
Accurate depiction of middle schoolers.
I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE
As I read Harry Potter, I couldn’t stop wondering why are there 11/12/13 year olds who never actually swear, never say anything bad beyond ‘idiot’. That was sooooo strange. But now I know the reason :D
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
when people mischaracterise my favourite characters
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts
Concepts have no volume
Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.
whoa there socrates
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.
"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
SAD TRASH BABY
*sobbing* while *laughing*